COMBAT ZONE
FOYER
BREACH THE SAUCE CATHEDRAL
SCORE
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WAVE01
HOSTILES00
HIGH-VALUE PASTATHE CARBONARA COLOSSUS
VITALS100
SAUCE ARMOR050
PRIMARYAL DENTE-12
30
/
180
R RELOAD
F
MELEE READYPUNCH
SPAGHETTI DEPTH
DRY
LEVEL 0.06m // RISING
RISING SPAGHETTI
ANKLE DEEP · 0.00m
THE FLOOD IS CLIMBING
SPAGHETTI RUNOFF
NO TRACTION
FLOW PULLING YOU DOWNHILL
RAISING THE NOODLE CATHEDRAL
OPERATIONSUNDAY SERVICE02 / 02
A SPAGHETTI COMBAT EXPERIENCE
PASTAMORTALE
The basilica is alive.
Dinner shoots back.
ARMING THE AL DENTE-12…
MIL-SPEC DURUM // REBUILD 02.8
TACTICAL RESPITE
CEASE FIRE
The noodles are still moving.
OPERATION COMPLETE
BASILICA SEVERED
The sauce settles. Nothing at the table is still breathing.