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Thick Thighs, Sweet Lies — album cover

Doopliss · LP

Thick Thighs, Sweet Lies

The candy-apple one. Body heat, bad decisions, and compliments you should have read the fine print on. Every sweet thing on this record is load-bearing.

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Side A / Side B

  1. 01
    Hot Girl LobotomySelf-care, taken to its logical conclusion.
  2. 02
    Sex Tape InterventionAttendance was mandatory.
  3. 03
    Thick Thighs, Thin IceThe title track’s legal disclaimer.
  4. 04
    Kiss Me Like a Car CrashSlow motion, no survivors, everyone watched.
  5. 05
    Safeword Was I Love YouNobody used it. That’s the tragedy.
  6. 06
    YOUR CAR IS AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LAKEAn update, delivered calmly.
  7. 07
    SEXY TRAUMA COSTUMEOff the rack. Fits everyone.
  8. 08
    SpikedIt follows this discography around like a curse.
  9. 09
    ISIS TikTok StarThe algorithm has no conscience and neither does she.
  10. 10
    Until She Stopped FightingSecond appearance. It gets heavier here.
  11. 11
    So Pretty When You Cry at the Abortion CenterThe most radioactive title on the shelf, played completely straight.
  12. 12
    AI GFShe learns what you like. All of it.