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Doopliss · LP

Pretty Guilty

The one where the verdict was never in question but the sentencing keeps getting delayed. Gorgeous on the surface, rotting underneath, and completely okay with it.

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Side A / Side B

  1. 01
    School Shooter SweetheartThe yearbook quote nobody fact-checked.
  2. 02
    Pretty Until Proven GuiltyThe thesis statement. Case pending.
  3. 03
    I FUCKED YOUR DADAll caps because she’d say it that way.
  4. 04
    6A number that did something.
  5. 05
    41Another one. They’re counting.
  6. 06
    You Used ToThe Immortalized wound, reopened from her side.
  7. 07
    REHEARSAL DINNEREverything went perfectly. Once.
  8. 08
    What would you do?Asked sincerely. Do not answer sincerely.
  9. 09
    Carnivore at the Salad BarDietary restrictions as a red flag.
  10. 10
    SOFT SERVE SABOTAGEThe machine is broken. It was always going to be.
  11. 11
    HOT GIRL WALKS (To the Fridge)Wellness culture, examined at 2 a.m.
  12. 12
    White ChristmasNot about snow. Never was.