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Doopliss · LP

Hate Fuck Hotline

A feral dispatch from the Doopliss emergency broadcast system. Dial in, regret it later, and don’t pretend you weren’t warned by the title.

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Side A / Side B

  1. 01
    Good Girls Don’t Fight BackA lie, sung sweetly, disproven by track ten.
  2. 02
    Dead Girls Don’t (Say No)The parentheses are the whole horror.
  3. 03
    UnloadedThe gun, the question, the entire relationship.
  4. 04
    Restocking Fee (Store Credit Only)Returns accepted. Refunds are not.
  5. 05
    Summa Cum StupidGraduated top of a class nobody should teach.
  6. 06
    TERF warsA playground chant for a very stupid battlefield.
  7. 07
    Rent FreeOccupancy: your head. Lease: perpetual.
  8. 08
    I Fucked Your TherapistProgress notes will not be shared.
  9. 09
    Fifty Fucking TimesReprised from Immortalized — it wasn’t done.
  10. 10
    Would You Let Your Daughter Date a Spiggot?A No Moon boss gets a character reference.